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Boldly I go .. into uncharted territory, my trust deed
in hand .. let my ruler be straight, let my measure be true .. I sally
forth into the widerness that once was my back garden .. long gone is
the mighty apple apple and the fruiting pair of pear trees..the
wilderness abounds no more to the comfort of the black-berry bushes..the
birds are silent.
"Hoppity , hoppity hop ..up the little gravel
path I go ..wrecking bar and screw-driver in hand. "Hello old trusty 10
panel fence, says I to me-self. It shivered in the wind for a while ..
then .. "twang" .. "thud"..it was merciful, it was dead. Prostrate, it
lay before me ... no shadow of its former self .. remained on the
ground.
" I`ll choose the height of the new panels as you
suggested" .. the voice from her at No.10 was crisp and clear in the
air. " Go ye ahead" said I, (with much gusto, I had recently been
re-gusted by my dearly beloved and I was full of myself).
"Friday,
I can come over with Mike on Friday", (That was Paul .. the fence guy).
"Done, I`ll put the beer on ice". Friday ... It came and went , the new
fence posts, concrete, gravel boards and panels flew into
place...perfikkkkkk.
It was the following thursday the final
account was rendered, I, thinking t`was time she next door put hand into
pocket..."£440.00 pounds" said I.. for posts concrete, disposal,
fixings and labour "Oh really", says she at No.10 ... "where`s the value
in that?", ... "My panels are worth more than what I paid for them you
know, they are worth at least over £300.00 you know, that`s the value in
those you know!".
"So you`re not going to pay the £70.00 to make
our costs equal then?" .. "Nay lad", says she ... a sleepless night
ensued (as they do tha` knows). The dawn broke to a new bright day ..and
the sound of muttering from the back garden .. swearing at how tight
the screws were, I carefully remove the "extra value" panels and placed
them into the the garden of "her at No.10".
B & Q were open
by the time I had arrived for my first load of the 180 "feather edge"
strips (6ft high or course..nothing less will do now) ..she who lives
next door .. stays next door now .. we do not speak .. we do not pass
the time of day, (I just try to pass wind at every opportunity in her
presence .. what better present can a man give to a neighbour?)
The
lesson is .. never let a woman into "Feng Sheu" have a say in a joint
garden boundary project .. get the money up front .. employ a third
party to hold the finances .. did I say it looks wonderful now?
June 16, 2010
(Edited June 16, 2010)
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Its a good job that you,ve got three other neighbours to
chat to then Bill, at least the fence is the right height now.
June 16, 2010
(Edited June 16, 2010)
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