Hi Chris.
You are doing it again, all this smiling has to stop or I shall be ruining my reputation as a miserable old sod.
The 303 bullet mention did tickle me somewhat though.
At risk of repeatng myself, which I am as I have mentioned this before back when Moses was a boy.
It would have been about 1958 when a certain pupil was suspended
for firing a 303 bullet through the bogs at Weymouth House. Said
building was a long low affair, built as a lean-to along one wall of the
yard, yes you had to go outside to use the bog. It had a door at either
end with all the cubicles sited against the back wall and a long urinal
against the wall facing the yard. This meant a clear view from door to
door. So, said pupil wedged the bullet into the latch hole of one of the
doors facing inward, and then proceeded to hit the cap end with a
stone. Needless to say the thing discharged eventually, the projectile
passing through the entire length of the building and the closed door at
the other end, in fact the business end was never found. It could
easily have killed or maimed someone, but fortunately the only damage
done was to the bog door!
Nothing to do with me, not guilty yer honour, but I was around when the incident happened and wondered what the bang was.
We all pretty soon found out. The powers that be were definitely not happy!
Have to go now.
Sticky.